In vino veritas: a Chinese story.

I can't drink much. Two beers and I'll pass out. If my girlfriend wants to find out my true feelings about something, she'll talk me into having drinks with her.
This morning I woke up with a hangover and discovered her looking at me with tears in her eyes. Uh oh, I must have said something I shouldn't have last night.
"Hey, Honey, whatever I said last night, it wasn't true," I explained.
"Bastard," she said, and hit me. "Last night you asked me to marry you."


Source:
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